I can only ask for a sequel

Damn funny. This fanfic is presumably the second most distressing thing to ever be produced from its author's furious hand motions.

Apparently the average Newgrounds Joe is unable to grasp that it's MEANT to look like it was drawn in wax crayon by a mentally handicapped 7 year-old. That being, you know, funny. And that's a shame because this deserves a much higher rating than it's getting.

I can't wait for the next part.

You clever person

Hilarious play on the idea of regretting decisions.

Especially nice is the language selection stuff at the start - it's so arbitrary, but that doesn't stop you wishing you'd played it in Swahili. Just because you can't anymore. Ever.

Of course, the game itself is nothing special, but that's not the point.

Just one little issue

You didn't make me devilishly handsome enough.

-Joel